While you've been able to read my words on your Kindle or Kindle-comaptible device since September, you were out of luck if you preferred reading on something less cutting-edge, like, for example, paper.
That all changes today!
Now you can order a physical book filled with my words. They are, as far as I know, the same words as the ones in the Kindle version, though, so if you were hoping for a vast improvement in writing quality, you'll need to wait for the sequel. Or read a book by someone else.