I have been struggling with the problem of what to put into this first post. So much pressure. If I make a bad first impression, what will that mean? Will I drive readers away? Will I be laughed at? Will I offend someone?
Then I took a deep breath and let a single, serene thought wash over me like a meadow-scented breeze on a cool spring morning:
It doesn't matter. Nobody is reading this.
Plus, you never want to set the bar too high. From here, the quality of this site can only improve.
Here is a picture of a frog: